在令人疯狂的“不妨弹上一小下”的留言中，ywkhaha发布了一首让人抓狂的曲子——
《弹jj弹到死》
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看到这首壮怀惨烈的曲子，我不禁笑得肝肠寸断……此曲只应天上有，怎一个“弹”字了得~
不明原因的同学请先欣赏下面的笑话——
有三个人到非洲探险，不小心偷看到了一位酋长的女儿在洗澡。被抓后，酋长问第一个人想死还是想被弹鸡鸡，他当然回答说弹鸡鸡。于是被拉下去tjj50下，惨叫……
又问第二个人想死还是想被弹jj，他犹豫了一下，好死不如赖活，他也选择了弹jj，于是被拉下去tjj100下，极其刺耳KB的惨叫……被拖回来已经奄奄一息，而且jj好象已经完全废了。
又问第三个人，想死还是想被弹jj。他犹豫半天，看看他们两个如此痛苦，而且东西也坏了，觉得选死也许会出现奇迹，起码没有那么痛苦啊，所以就壮烈地回答说：死！
于是酋长说：拉下去，弹jj弹到死……
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